the main thing i hate about christmas is the fact i am too poor to buy lovely gifts for all the sweet people in my life that deserve them
today i met a christian guy who tries to follow the rules of the bible really good and i asked him if he is against gays because of Leviticus 20:13 and he told me no, he doesn’t because of Matthew 7
and he added that he would never judge anybody on their beliefs or way of living because only god can judge the people
this guy man
That would be *actual* Christianity for you.
I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE!! I’m not alone!
Well he’s the fool and I’m just as well, hope it gives you hell!
|1:||What are you wearing?|
|2:||Ever been in love?|
|3:||Ever had a terrible breakup?|
|4:||How tall are you?|
|5:||How much do you weigh?|
|6:||Any tattoos do you want?|
|7:||Any piercings that you want?|
|11:||Something you miss?|
|13:||How old are you?|
|19:||Loud music or soft?|
|20:||Where do you go when you're sad?|
|21:||How long does it take you to shower?|
|22:||How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?|
|23:||Ever been in a physical fight?|
|26:||The reason I joined Tumblr?|
|28:||Last thing that made you cry?|
|29:||Last time you cried?|
|30:||Meaning behind your url|
|31:||Last book you read?|
|32:||Last song you listened to?|
|33:||Last show you watched?|
|34:||Last person you talked to?|
|35:||The relationship between you and the person you last texted?|
|37:||Place you want to visit?|
|38:||Last place you were?|
|39:||Do you have a crush?|
|40:||Last time you kissed someone?|
|41:||Last time you were insulted and what was it?|
|42:||What color underwear are you wearing?|
|43:||What color shirt are you wearing?|
|44:||What color bottoms are you wearing?|
|45:||Wearing any bracelets?|
|46:||Last sport you played?|
|47:||Last song you sang?|
|48:||Last prank call you remember doing?|
|49:||Last time you hung out with anyone?|
Go fuck yourself, asshole
Once you get a taste of sleeping next to someone, sleeping alone in your own bed really sucks.
You should sleep in the middle of the bed if this is happening. When we sleep on one side of the bed, we’re psychologically setting ourselves up to believe that we’re waiting for someone to fill the empty space. If you sleep in the middle of the bed, it will get rid of this feeling. If not, than lessen it greatly.
At least that’s what I think.
This actually works, even in a king bed
where can i find this friendzone i need some friends
Well first you find a woman that you really care about and kind of seems to like you too. You treat her with respect and kindness. You make her laugh and smile. You make sure she feels beautiful and loved. You know that perfect guy that every woman cries and complains doesn’t exist? You be THAT GUY! A fucking diamond in the ruff! You bail on plans that you made weeks in advance just so you can spend time with her. You make sure you have enough money so you can both have a good time. You build up the confidence to tell her how much she means to you. She’ll smile and maybe even give you a kiss. Then as soon as your wallet runs out she will bring you in for a hug so that you’re nice and close. Then she’ll say “you are such a good friend, I never wanna risk losing that!”. At that moment she reaches into your chest and rips out your still beating heart like on The Temple of Doom, thus breaking the seal that unlocks the portal to the most agonizing place you can possibly imagine: The Friend Zone! She will cast you into that dark, lonely, painful black abyss and leave you to suffer. Even Castiel can’t save you from this hell! And there you will remain. Never to escape.
Trust me, it works every time!
Every. FUCKING! TIME!!!!